n = number of chicks h(o) = average hotness, as a function of the observer of the chick, o
f(n, o) = n * h(o)
It makes sense to head for a stop where f is high. The danger is you could land up at a station with five hundred mingers, for example:
n = 500 h(wittenburg) = 7 => f (n, o) = 3500
Of course, some of us have more discerning taste
n = 500 h(slick) = 0.1 => f(n, o) = 50
Which is how I landed up at Barbican and you guys at West Finchley.
Then Jimme said:
You forgot two key points. The key variable, b, the number of beers comprising the goggle factor, g(o, b) = o * b^3 and smit's "loveliness index," l for a given station, i. Then you can restate
f(i, n, o, b) = h(o) * b * g(o, b) * l(i) * n
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